my dash did a thing.
Bluest Fish I’ve Ever Seen
It seems aware of its blueness and unable to process it.
"How did someone see me?"
i promise u will not regret these 11 seconds
i have no regrets
neither did ron
This is why my mom stopped letting me in the kitchen
this photoset sums up Magic tournaments so perfectly
kept it thorough
im never telling a white boy i’m egyptian ever again
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.
yes mom. okay mom I’m shutting it down. its saving. no mom its sAVING THE GAME I CANT SHUT IT DOWN NO MOM JUST WAIT FOR IT TO SAVE I AM SHUTTING IT DOWN
I’ve found where I truly belong
For the past six months since our house flooded, my friends have been taking care of my gecko. They just texted this to me.