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You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

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rapewhistled:

still havent seen any greenday jokes….its september….wtf is going on

i guess everyone’s on holiday

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lunathepug:

What kind of noise is that supposed to be, Luna?

This is 100% worth sharing again.  It’s one of my favorite videos of all time.

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

confessionsofadirectioner:

This will always be one of my favourite posts.

confessionsofadirectioner:

This will always be one of my favourite posts.

How was your first day of school bae?

Anonymous

Pretty good I only had 2 classes and the teacher was only there for half of one of them so overall not bad. Gotta work on my intimidating gaze to scare some grade 10s though. Gotta assert my dominance

  #asks    #anons  

This is a list of features that were COMPLETELY CUT or REDUCED from previous iterations of The Sims. It DOES NOT include missing expansion pack content that should be base by now (i.e. Weather) or new features promised for Sims 4 that were later cut (i.e. Woohoo Skill).

Lastly, it is important to understand that much of this content will NEVER be in The Sims 4. Things like Create a Style are not compatible with the game engine, and thus cannot be added in future updates or expansions.

I thought I just bought sims 4 but I must have gotten sims 2 remastered by mistake

  #sims    #sims 4    #maxis    #the sims 4    #the sims    #my posts  

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mandkips:

#and then he dies #and she starts killing people

Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed

he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people

I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE

I WOULD KILL PEOPLE TOO IF BURTON GUSTER FELL IN LOVE WITH ME AND PEOPLE MURDERED HIM

thoracs:

Don’t send nudes

SEND ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAAAN!

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mariowiki:

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