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neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

thatpsychowriter:

thatpsychowriter:

i have to make a poster about “christopher columbus’s discovery of america” for school

i’m gonna have a real hard time holding back the sarcasm wish me luck

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i failed

heysisterbleedingheart:

hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?

75% REAL BABY HAIR


Is this from murder house

heysisterbleedingheart:

hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?

75% REAL BABY HAIR

Is this from murder house

brunn08pt:

tokyo ghoul pregnancy test

brunn08pt:

tokyo ghoul pregnancy test

suicunesrider:

I almost scrolled past this
I fucking almost scrolled past this

suicunesrider:

I almost scrolled past this

I fucking almost scrolled past this

speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

averageandangry:

using tumblr without xkit like

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  #mme facece  
sugar-soul:

I want to believe it’s all the same guy

sugar-soul:

I want to believe it’s all the same guy

  #mmy nam eesmes liaam and i stealjjokes from the internet    #theresss somethingisn wwrongg wi thh my keyboard  
stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

georgetakei:

From a fan. When you see it…
Source: Epic Parenting

georgetakei:

From a fan. When you see it…

Source: Epic Parenting

skullinski:

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this girl has some hella fine legs right?

right?

RIGHT?

R I G H T?

WRONG

it’s albert einstein

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nxte:

bukkakeluver96:

please dont talk to animals 

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jamaicanamazon:

kathereal:

brownglucose:

poeticallyflowing:

lilaceverglades:

-teesa-:

10.6.14

stoppppppp this he just shed light on so many issues in a sentence

💀💀💀💀💀

Jesus

*Mops the tea up from my dashboard*

Wow.

intototaloblivion:

cookiemonstahz:

horo:

jetgreguar:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

vicemag:

motherboardtv:

The Guy Who Wants to Sell Lab-Grown Salami Made of Kanye West Is “100% Serious”

this is actually a cool idea

what the fuck

Good lord

FUCK Y’ALL THERE’S ALREADY A MOVIE ABOUT THIS IT’S CALLED ANTIVIRAL AND IT’S REALLY FUCKED UP DON’T DO THIS Y’ALL DON’T DO IT

Hannibal, I have something for you

Terminus folks I summon thee

intototaloblivion:

cookiemonstahz:

horo:

jetgreguar:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

vicemag:

motherboardtv:

The Guy Who Wants to Sell Lab-Grown Salami Made of Kanye West Is “100% Serious”

this is actually a cool idea

what the fuck

Good lord

FUCK Y’ALL THERE’S ALREADY A MOVIE ABOUT THIS IT’S CALLED ANTIVIRAL AND IT’S REALLY FUCKED UP DON’T DO THIS Y’ALL DON’T DO IT

Hannibal, I have something for you

Terminus folks I summon thee